sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
reblog if u have an erection
how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls
the number of times i have told people who commented on my spread legs when i sit that ‘i need space for my huge balls’ is actually ridiculously high